IM glad im god at poker. WITH NO LUCKKKKK.

[shortmat1444]

Seat 2: The Great Pike (122,643)
Seat 3: gia01 (232,921)
Seat 5: tong26 (266,216)
Seat 6: FCUK01 (195,729)
Seat 9: jennmike (51,310)
The Great Pike antes 600
gia01 antes 600
tong26 antes 600
FCUK01 antes 600
jennmike antes 600
FCUK01 posts the small blind of 2,500
jennmike posts the big blind of 5,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jennmike [6s Ah]
The Great Pike folds
gia01 folds
tong26 folds
FCUK01 raises to 195,129, and is all in
jennmike calls 45,710, and is all in
FCUK01 shows [Jc 5s]
jennmike shows [6s Ah]
Uncalled bet of 144,419 returned to FCUK01
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jh 3d]
*** TURN *** [Tc Jh 3d] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jh 3d 9d] [Qh]
FCUK01 shows a pair of Jacks
jennmike shows Ace Queen high
FCUK01 wins the pot (104,420) with a pair of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 104,420 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc Jh 3d 9d Qh]
Seat 2: The Great Pike folded before the Flop
Seat 3: gia01 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: tong26 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: FCUK01 (small blind) showed [Jc 5s] and won (104,420) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: jennmike (big blind) showed [6s Ah] and lost with Ace Queen high

another 18k thats not mine. ONLY 800 fucking dollars which pays for nothingggggggggggggggggggggggggg that i been through for the past month. I am so fucking good at poker but i can't catch a fucking break. WTF is wrong with this site.

[Hoops]

Well at least you have no shortage of confidence.

[ThrillCory90]

I'll teach you how to run like god if you teach me how to play like him

[shortmat1444]

deal fear toxin lol

[rryu87]

the unluckiest player in the world can flop straight flush and quads in world series of poker.

[x] confirmed

[shortmat1444]

this is confirmed. But then go on dinner break with 35k. First hand i get A10 raise 3x blind get two calls. From the two most AGGRO decent players at the table. BOOM flop is AA5. Nice. Fuck it im not slow playing. 10k. all in from one guy... Okay im commited now i call. Hes got 88. i don't have to tell you what the turn in for 70k in chips. GG shortmat you def are the unluckiest player to play poker. just like this.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16635209605: $69 + $6 Sit & Go (123523263), Table 2 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:11:16 ET - 2009/12/08
Seat 1: EunyTheSwa (2,715)
Seat 2: jennmike (1,294)
Seat 3: Zaney9 (2,150)
Seat 4: Nesby (4,715)
Seat 5: smokeyal (2,845)
Seat 6: charlieWarlie1 (3,800)
Seat 8: RValens (3,317)
Seat 9: goalgetter66 (7,400)
Zaney9 posts the small blind of 100
Nesby posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jennmike [As Kh]
smokeyal has 15 seconds left to act
smokeyal raises to 800
charlieWarlie1 folds
RValens folds
goalgetter66 folds
EunyTheSwa folds
jennmike raises to 1,294, and is all in
Zaney9 folds
Nesby folds
smokeyal calls 494
jennmike shows [As Kh]
smokeyal shows [9h Ac]
*** FLOP *** [6s 9s 2h]
*** TURN *** [6s 9s 2h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [6s 9s 2h 5h] [9c]
smokeyal has been disconnected
jennmike shows a pair of Nines
smokeyal shows three of a kind, Nines
smokeyal wins the pot (2,888) with three of a kind, Nines
smokeyal has reconnected
jennmike stands up
The blinds are now 120/240

Seat 1: Lill Energie (10,390)
Seat 2: jennmike (2,135)
Seat 3: RU_50 (4,135)
Seat 4: boekelmans (2,120)
Seat 5: Jessica1893 (3,050)
Seat 6: bluerock007 (5,395)
Seat 7: vinsent7307 (2,610)
Seat 8: mali140 (3,565)
Seat 9: 0 Mad Irish 0 (6,565)
jennmike posts the small blind of 60
RU_50 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jennmike [Qd Qh]
boekelmans folds
Jessica1893 calls 120
bluerock007 calls 120
vinsent7307 raises to 2,610, and is all in
mali140 folds
0 Mad Irish 0 has 15 seconds left to act
0 Mad Irish 0 folds
jennmike calls 2,075, and is all in
RU_50 folds
Jessica1893 folds
bluerock007 folds
vinsent7307 shows [Ks Ah]
jennmike shows [Qd Qh]
Uncalled bet of 475 returned to vinsent7307
*** FLOP *** [8h 8d As]
*** TURN *** [8h 8d As] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [8h 8d As 6h] [Td]
vinsent7307 shows two pair, Aces and Eights
jennmike shows two pair, Queens and Eights
vinsent7307 wins the pot (4,630) with two pair, Aces and Eights

[Chipless Wonder]

Well at least you have no shortage of confidence.

This is the post of the day in my opinion.