Funny!!....Thang called the Rounder show and he came in and destroyyyyyed

**rounder63** · 10-23-2010 03:12 PM

Yesterday after the live tournament thang was disgusted and went to go play the cash game...I went back to where i was staying and played a little online and then went to sleep...Thang played the cash game allllllll night and all morning, I wake up at 7 am and he text me to get over here the game is juice there are donks everywhere...Im laughing inside and cant wait to get over to the cash game...I text thang im on my way but be careful the game that you once knew is over..

I sit down and there are two obnoxious donks one is to my right who is blitzed drunked.. its 1-2 100nl with buyins ranging 100-300 buy in.

Hes like im raising anything here Im like oh reallllllllly....i re-raise blind to 25 get flatted by two people and the donk goes wtffff are u from alaasssssssskaaaaa( it was realy cold outside so i put on a big jacket and walked in with it on and sat down with it on.) Im like yeah im from alaska and we are gangstar from back home.....third obxnious donk calls

I look at my cards and i have K6.... pots around 110 bucks.....

flop is kj2
Check check Check to me....I declare im all in and shove 275 bucks in the pot

1st guy tanks looks me at and is confused and folds..Next guy is a obnoxious cowboy hat mexican.....He looks a this cards and is like yeah I call and he has me covered....(im thinking ok chipppppppps that was a quick 300)

Obnoxious donk drunk takes alot of time and finally folds...

I show my 6 card to be funny ....the turn is a 6 and the river is a 10......

donk says i got you.....and shows a10....i laugh my ass off when i flip over k6 for two pair and take the massive pot first hand....thang cant stop laughing as im raking in chips.....for the rest of hte night they kept calling me alaskan man...

so now i have about 700 infront of me.......

Table is actually pretty juicy as donks are not respecting bet sizes of any sort....

I won a bunch of pots bewteen all the crazyiness when i come back from the restroom and we are 5 handed.....

I raise 87 offsuit get called by two players.......flops is 1065......check check obnoxious drunk bets 21 i make it 45..guy in bb flats it, donk calls......turn is a 9......got the nuts...check...donk bets 50 into me i declare it 500......and put 5 100 pillars in the middle he says do u really got 87 and i said great read i promise u i got 8 7 he said really ur telling the truth, i said yes i promise u i got 8 7 hes like ok well i call ...and he calls 200 ...I show 87 thang starts laughing uncontrollably

GAmes broken as we are only 4 handed and i made a quick 850 in one hour in 30 minutes....pretty funny

Thang called in the ringer and he delivered

muhahahaah.....Key to destorying donks.....be a donk disguised in donk clothing and play thier donk hands alot beter and get max valua muahahahahaah