How to lose to every hand all in.

[shortmat1444]

Full Tilt Poker Game #15872287696: Turbo Fiddy (116205528), Table 8 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:40:05 ET - 2009/11/08
Seat 1: xenute (1,601)
Seat 2: HevvyDevvy (2,955)
Seat 3: Shortmat1444 (1,827)
Seat 4: ekanes01 (2,560)
Seat 5: dozza12 (4,949)
Seat 6: HateM2009 (7,286)
Seat 7: DocStar77 (4,115)
Seat 8: Biloxi Boat (1,730)
Seat 9: n3xt2g3tfl3xd (2,456)
xenute posts the small blind of 80
HevvyDevvy posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shortmat1444 [Kd Ks]
Shortmat1444 raises to 480
ekanes01 folds
dozza12 folds
HateM2009 folds
DocStar77 calls 480
Biloxi Boat raises to 1,730, and is all in
n3xt2g3tfl3xd folds
xenute folds
HevvyDevvy folds
Shortmat1444 calls 1,250
dozza12 is sitting out
DocStar77 calls 1,250
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4h Ac]
Shortmat1444 bets 97, and is all in
DocStar77 calls 97
Shortmat1444 shows [Kd Ks]
DocStar77 shows [4c As]
Biloxi Boat shows [Qc Qd]
*** TURN *** [Qs 4h Ac] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4h Ac 6c] [8d]
Shortmat1444 shows a pair of Kings
DocStar77 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
Shortmat1444: yes and yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
DocStar77 wins the side pot (194) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Biloxi Boat shows three of a kind, Queens
Biloxi Boat wins the main pot (5,430) with three of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,624 Main pot 5,430. Side pot 194. | Rake 0
Board: [Qs 4h Ac 6c 8d]
Seat 1: xenute (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: HevvyDevvy (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Shortmat1444 showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: ekanes01 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: dozza12 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: HateM2009 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: DocStar77 showed [4c As] and won (194) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 8: Biloxi Boat showed [Qc Qd] and won (5,430) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 9: n3xt2g3tfl3xd (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #15871216023: Big Double - B (116183431), Table 11 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:23:01 ET - 2009/11/08
Seat 1: BPV (7,131)
Seat 2: orthounit50 (6,508)
Seat 4: Shortmat1444 (7,850)
Seat 5: b4nkrollin247 (7,800)
Seat 6: Marsall1121 (4,700)
Seat 7: _JCAT2 (11,602)
Seat 8: PureSkillz22 (6,650)
Seat 9: SonnyRamone1979 (4,690)
BPV antes 25
orthounit50 antes 25
Shortmat1444 antes 25
b4nkrollin247 antes 25
Marsall1121 antes 25
_JCAT2 antes 25
PureSkillz22 antes 25
SonnyRamone1979 antes 25
_JCAT2 posts the small blind of 120
PureSkillz22 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shortmat1444 [Kc Ac]
SonnyRamone1979 folds
BPV folds
orthounit50 raises to 1,040
Shortmat1444 raises to 3,600
b4nkrollin247 folds
Marsall1121 folds
_JCAT2 folds
PureSkillz22 folds
orthounit50 raises to 6,483, and is all in
Shortmat1444 calls 2,883
orthounit50 shows [Ah Jh]
Shortmat1444 shows [Kc Ac]
*** FLOP *** [Qs Tc Ks]
*** TURN *** [Qs Tc Ks] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Tc Ks 6s] [7h]
orthounit50 shows a straight, Ace high
Shortmat1444 shows a pair of Kings
orthounit50 wins the pot (13,526) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,526 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs Tc Ks 6s 7h]
Seat 1: BPV folded before the Flop
Seat 2: orthounit50 showed [Ah Jh] and won (13,526) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 4: Shortmat1444 showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: b4nkrollin247 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Marsall1121 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: _JCAT2 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: PureSkillz22 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: SonnyRamone1979 folded before the Flop

[ozzy]

I dont get it.... Is this not happening to everyone else? I mean seriously - THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO ME ONCE A TOURNAMENT AT LEAST. When it doesnt happen I win, its that simple.

Honestly............. Is this happening to everyone else? Seems like everytime someone loses a 70 30 for the tournament they post it... IT HAPPENS TO ME 3475475798 TIMES A SESSION.

[TYggShipIt]

Happens to everyone, seemed like me more then everyone else.. Guess some other people are catching up on full tilt..

I transfered over to donkastars which is much different play at the low stakes. Every leads out every time whether they got air or the nuts, i've been sucessful but man when i'm losing i'm losing everything that session, and when i'm winning i'm crushing everything.

Seems like full tilt would let me run good in one sng and slaughter me in the other 8, stars i'm either killing all them, or done very quick with the session..

If it wasn't for the horrible PLO HU players on stars i'd probly be broke, but they keep feeding my BR till i can buy myself out of these 10$ or less SNG's. Hopefully a few more bucks will make a difference in play.

GL on full tilt, once i started on my downswing i didnt survive, and have yet to re-deposite.. Just took like 800 profit and moved to a different site for now.

[shortmat1444]

Full Tilt Poker Game #15903317138: $17,500 KO Guarantee (116420682), Table 21 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:13:49 ET - 2009/11/09
Seat 1: ApesAreFun (8,645)
Seat 2: Dodge90 (34,641)
Seat 3: deaglepro (5,946)
Seat 4: Simao_Dolar (16,125)
Seat 5: player99888 (9,561)
Seat 6: CavKing (5,874)
Seat 7: sanyakms (1,910)
Seat 8: Shortmat1444 (11,583)
Seat 9: MadEgyptian (6,370), is sitting out
Shortmat1444 posts the small blind of 100
MadEgyptian posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shortmat1444 [Kh Ks]
ApesAreFun folds
Dodge90 folds
deaglepro folds
Simao_Dolar has 15 seconds left to act
Simao_Dolar raises to 400
player99888 calls 400
CavKing folds
sanyakms folds
Simao_Dolar: had 99
Shortmat1444 raises to 2,000
MadEgyptian folds
Simao_Dolar calls 1,600
player99888 folds
*** FLOP *** [9s Th 8h]
Shortmat1444 bets 9,583, and is all in
Simao_Dolar calls 9,583
Shortmat1444 shows [Kh Ks]
Simao_Dolar shows [9c Tc]
*** TURN *** [9s Th 8h] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [9s Th 8h 2d] [Qc]
Shortmat1444 shows a pair of Kings
Simao_Dolar shows two pair, Tens and Nines
Simao_Dolar wins the pot (23,766) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Shortmat1444: wtf
Shortmat1444 stands up
The blinds are now 120/240 with an ante of 25
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23,766 | Rake 0
Board: [9s Th 8h 2d Qc]
Seat 1: ApesAreFun didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Dodge90 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: deaglepro didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Simao_Dolar showed [9c Tc] and won (23,766) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 5: player99888 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: CavKing didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: sanyakms (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Shortmat1444 (small blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: MadEgyptian (big blind) folded before the Flop

[shortmat1444]

Full Tilt Poker Game #15902856726: $17,500 KO Guarantee (116420682), Table 21 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:46:40 ET - 2009/11/09
Seat 1: ApesAreFun (9,505)
Seat 2: gottardo (4,640)
Seat 3: sakmax (4,071)
Seat 4: Simao_Dolar (11,612)
Seat 5: player99888 (6,092)
Seat 6: CavKing (5,154)
Seat 7: sanyakms (2,530)
Seat 8: Shortmat1444 (20,344)
Seat 9: MadEgyptian (7,050)
Simao_Dolar posts the small blind of 80
player99888 posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shortmat1444 [6c 4c]
CavKing folds
sanyakms folds
Shortmat1444 calls 160
MadEgyptian folds
ApesAreFun folds
gottardo folds
sakmax folds
Simao_Dolar calls 80
player99888 checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 2c 5h]
Simao_Dolar checks
player99888 checks
Shortmat1444 bets 160
Simao_Dolar raises to 452
player99888 folds
Shortmat1444 calls 292
*** TURN *** [8c 2c 5h] [Qc]
Simao_Dolar checks
Shortmat1444 bets 800
Simao_Dolar raises to 1,800
Shortmat1444 calls 1,000
*** RIVER *** [8c 2c 5h Qc] [9s]
Simao_Dolar bets 4,984
Shortmat1444 calls 4,984
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Simao_Dolar shows [Ac 3c] a flush, Ace high
Shortmat1444 mucks
Simao_Dolar wins the pot (14,952) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,952 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 2c 5h Qc 9s]
Seat 1: ApesAreFun didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: gottardo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: sakmax (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Simao_Dolar (small blind) showed [Ac 3c] and won (14,952) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: player99888 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: CavKing didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: sanyakms didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Shortmat1444 mucked [6c 4c] - a flush, Queen high
Seat 9: MadEgyptian didn't bet (folded)

[shortmat1444]

Ill also tell you why its impossible to play poker. I am playing a 50 dollar sit and go. And i push the BB once. I had AK suited by the way. ANd he goes. I knew coming from you you were going to do that???????????????????????????????? i flipped over 1010 and KK the whole sit and go. Its just impossible. I get called by people cuz they think im loose and lose. KK to910 re raise 2k i call /pray two pair flop two pair flop. What do you know. TWO PAIR FLOP. I knew he didn't have a PP cuz of how he was playing. SO i push. Thinking KQ suited AQ AK. NOPe. 910 sutied wohooo gg went from 22k to 0 in 2 hours. Cuz flush over flush and KK to 910
yess full tile just fuck me everyday and eventually ill stop playing.

[shortmat1444]

theres def something wrong with the site. Everytime igo all in preflop they hit the nuts on the river. No lie

[alfiwads]

wat games u in now ???

[Chipless Wonder]

theres def something wrong with the site. Everytime igo all in preflop they hit the nuts on the river. No lie

I can't help but comment on this...

If you truly believe that the worst hand always wins, why not just starting getting all your money in with the worst hand?

It works for me.

[shortmat1444]

nope doesn't work. They hit the nuts anyway. Just came in 10th in the 50 rebuy. I mean if i lose fucking 1010 to AJ one more fucking time for 140k in chips im going to lose it. How the fuck. First postiion i raise all in 60k. Does someone with 100k flat call with AJ offsuit. WHat do you think i have. Do you really want to race behind. HONESTLY like i don't get it. I got called all in for 36k someone had KJ. He called with KJ. loses like a fucking moron for once but everyone calls me. And if everyone calls. you are basically goign to lose. NO one folds to my bets ever. I HONESTLY thinkthere is a sign over my guys fucking head saying you are going to fucking take his chips so fucking call