Winner and NEEEEEEWWWW biggest donkey/losing player in poker history is.....

[D-Nut]

Dave Nutini!!!!

So.....OK. I've managed to play 6 tournaments all unsuccessfully and without making the top 50% of any field. Let's go over our progress, shall we?

Event #1.....Caesars 200+ whatever Megas Stack......I was tired....managed to lose my entire stack by being card dead and forcing the action THREE times bluffing into players that had no worse than 2 pair. Well played.

Event #2....Harrah's 3:30 donko-fest.....4-ish tables.....I managed to have 2 pair run down by a straight......reraised twice on raise/c-bet situations versus people over the age of 80, which means the nuts....so basically I was widdled down to nothing.....then I got it in with AK versus A7, and they ended up with quads.

Event #3 Caesars 300+ whatever Megas Stack.......I'm a bit blurry here. But I know I was out in the first 2 or 3 levels.

Event #4 Caesars 160 7PM tourney......this is where I started to play well. I increased my stack by 45% 2 hours in.....then a man inexplicably raises 8X the BB, and I look down at QQ....I reraise and he shoves....I call....he has two Jacks, and a jack comes in the window. I work myself back up....then lose a race with AK versus 99.....then my 44 runs into KK with 8 BB.

Event #5 Caesars 500+ whatever Megas Stack......grinded what I could for 2 hours of dead cards.....then bluffed into what must have been the wrong guy.....didnt laydown top pair top kicker on a board with 3 to a flush and 4 to a straight.....my bad. Then, tried to squeeze after a late position raiser and 2 callers with J7s and 12 BB.....got looked up by 10 9s and went runner runner straight to send me packing.

Event #6 Caesars 200+ whatever Megas Stack......I have a bunch of hands to post from this, so I dont want to ruin results.....but I was on TOP of my game.....and it landed me in the room after 4ish hours.....ended by losing to quads after a guy made a real loose preflop call against me.....

So congrats to me.....for being the biggest donko around. If there were a BAN ME button, like on Full Tilt for live play.....Id be pushing it.....

[DevilFish73]

SICK SICK RUN Dave.. Sorry your trip to Vegas with Scott went so poorly..




P.S.

I haven't seen anything that ugly since Bill's pic of him in a hammock..

[Chipless Wonder]

Dave,

I just noticed that your picture and mine are similar:



Seriously though...

I was tired....managed to lose my entire stack by being card dead and forcing the action THREE times bluffing into players that had no worse than 2 pair.

I think we screwed up by trying to play the same day we arrived. We both showed very poor judgment that first day.

Then, tried to squeeze after a late position raiser and 2 callers with J7s and 12 BB.....got looked up by 10 9s and went runner runner straight to send me packing.

I witnessed this hand, and thought you played it perfectly.

If there were a BAN ME button, like on Full Tilt for live play.....Id be pushing it....

Most of the other situations you mentioned were either unlucky or REALLY unlucky. So I don't recommend clicking the self-ban button just yet...