Lappin & His Band of Thieves!

**DevilFish73** · 07-10-2009 11:17 PM

So while minding my own business playing in what appeared to be innocent .50/$1 Omaha Hi and .50/$1 Limit Holdem games, I was robbed by a gang of thieves. David "Luck Box" Lappin was the ring leader of this vicious group, but he had plenty of help. Three of the gang members have been identified and are wanted for the above crime, the members are as follows-Dr Fill Good, Stinky Budz and Phishingirl.

I created this thread to warn all that read it to STAY away from any cash game that appears to be innocent on the surface involving this gang of thieves. What makes it all the worse is that Lappin at times victimized his own gang members in an effort at obtaining world domination.

When the dust finally settled I had lost over $400 bucks with a lot of TERRIBLE BEATS by none other than David "Luck Box" Lappin...

The following are mug shots of the alleged suspects after recent arrests for similar crimes.. Please be on the look out for these fools when playing online at FTP... You have been warned!!

LAPPIN (Evil Mastermind Seeking Control of the World)
Suspect #4.JPG

Dr Fill Good (Evil Sidekick w/ Huge Forehead)
Suspect #3.JPG

Stinky Budz (Evil Doer)
Suspect #2.JPG

Phishingirl (Alleged Love Interest/Evil Doer)
Suspect #5.JPG

**chronicATM** · 07-10-2009 11:24 PM

LOL

**LAPPIN** · 07-10-2009 11:29 PM

When Ben says terrible beats, what he means is he was ahead pre-flop when the pot was $18. On every subsequent street, he was behind and lost a pot of $400. Go figure...

**DevilFish73** · 07-10-2009 11:37 PM

I stand corrected.. Like the one where I had the nut str8 and you rivered a 7-3 heart flush? Or the one where I 3bet preflop and bet the pot on the flop vs your 109o that eventually became two pair?

And these are just a few I can still remember after receiving major head injuries as a result of the beat down..

All in all your play as usual was very impressive but you are still a HUGE luck box.. Go Figure..

Originally Posted by LAPPIN

When Ben says terrible beats, what he means is he was ahead pre-flop when the pot was $18. On every subsequent street, he was behind and lost a pot of $400. Go figure...

**LAPPIN** · 07-10-2009 11:42 PM

CHALLENGE:

I challenge Ben right here right now to play me on 4 tables simultaneously at 25c/50c NLHE for an hour. If i am up at the end of the hour, he will pay me an extra $50. If he is up at the end of it, I will pay him $50 and donate $50 to the Badbeats site.

**DevilFish73** · 07-10-2009 11:46 PM

Haven't you got enough of my money?

How about 2 tables? And what do we do if/when one of us goes broke at a table-reload?

Originally Posted by LAPPIN

CHALLENGE:

I challenge Ben right here right now to play me on 4 tables simultaneously at 25c/50c NLHE for an hour. If i am up at the end of the hour, he will pay me an extra $50. If he is up at the end of it, I will pay him $50 and donate $50 to the Badbeats site.

**LAPPIN** · 07-10-2009 11:49 PM

3 tables....

both players must have at least 50BBs at all times (ie set ur setting for min of 50BBs or more)

and no, i don't have enough of your money!

Start at midnight ET?

**DevilFish73** · 07-10-2009 11:51 PM

Ok.. how do we secure the tables? It's on like DONKEY KONG..

**LAPPIN** · 07-10-2009 11:52 PM

i'm sitting come join me

we'll get it on at the stroke of midnight

GLGL

**pegboy1** · 07-11-2009 12:01 AM

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