Lappin & His Band of Thieves!

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07-10-2009, 11:17 PM
DevilFish73

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Lappin & His Band of Thieves!

So while minding my own business playing in what appeared to be innocent .50/$1 Omaha Hi and .50/$1 Limit Holdem games, I was robbed by a gang of thieves. David "Luck Box" Lappin was the ring leader of this vicious group, but he had plenty of help. Three of the gang members have been identified and are wanted for the above crime, the members are as follows-Dr Fill Good, Stinky Budz and Phishingirl.

I created this thread to warn all that read it to STAY away from any cash game that appears to be innocent on the surface involving this gang of thieves. What makes it all the worse is that Lappin at times victimized his own gang members in an effort at obtaining world domination.

When the dust finally settled I had lost over $400 bucks with a lot of TERRIBLE BEATS by none other than David "Luck Box" Lappin...:mad:

The following are mug shots of the alleged suspects after recent arrests for similar crimes.. Please be on the look out for these fools when playing online at FTP... You have been warned!!

LAPPIN (Evil Mastermind Seeking Control of the World)
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Dr Fill Good (Evil Sidekick w/ Huge Forehead)
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Stinky Budz (Evil Doer)
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Phishingirl (Alleged Love Interest/Evil Doer)
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07-10-2009, 11:24 PM
chronicATM

LOL:biglaugh:
07-10-2009, 11:29 PM
LAPPIN

When Ben says terrible beats, what he means is he was ahead pre-flop when the pot was $18. On every subsequent street, he was behind and lost a pot of $400. Go figure...
07-10-2009, 11:37 PM
DevilFish73

I stand corrected.. Like the one where I had the nut str8 and you rivered a 7-3 heart flush? Or the one where I 3bet preflop and bet the pot on the flop vs your 109o that eventually became two pair? :biglaugh::biglaugh: And these are just a few I can still remember after receiving major head injuries as a result of the beat down.. :biglaugh::biglaugh:

All in all your play as usual was very impressive but you are still a HUGE luck box.. Go Figure..

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Originally Posted by LAPPIN

When Ben says terrible beats, what he means is he was ahead pre-flop when the pot was $18. On every subsequent street, he was behind and lost a pot of $400. Go figure...
07-10-2009, 11:42 PM
LAPPIN

CHALLENGE:

I challenge Ben right here right now to play me on 4 tables simultaneously at 25c/50c NLHE for an hour. If i am up at the end of the hour, he will pay me an extra $50. If he is up at the end of it, I will pay him $50 and donate $50 to the Badbeats site.
07-10-2009, 11:46 PM
DevilFish73

Haven't you got enough of my money?

How about 2 tables? And what do we do if/when one of us goes broke at a table-reload?

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Originally Posted by LAPPIN

CHALLENGE:

I challenge Ben right here right now to play me on 4 tables simultaneously at 25c/50c NLHE for an hour. If i am up at the end of the hour, he will pay me an extra $50. If he is up at the end of it, I will pay him $50 and donate $50 to the Badbeats site.
07-10-2009, 11:49 PM
LAPPIN

3 tables....

both players must have at least 50BBs at all times (ie set ur setting for min of 50BBs or more)

and no, i don't have enough of your money!

Start at midnight ET?
07-10-2009, 11:51 PM
DevilFish73

Ok.. how do we secure the tables? It's on like DONKEY KONG..
07-10-2009, 11:52 PM
LAPPIN

i'm sitting come join me

we'll get it on at the stroke of midnight

GLGL
07-11-2009, 12:01 AM
pegboy1

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!! Havent you all been warned about the negative effects of crystal meth? I think its time you all seek some help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(:(
07-11-2009, 01:12 AM
DevilFish73

So Lappin and I finished our hour long massive three table .25/.50 NL Holdem battle.. Lappin is one of the toughest SOB's around but I think I might have edged him by $20 bucks.. I did originally shipped him $50 but after some basic math I think I took the challenge down.. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.. Thank god we weren't playing mixed games.. Even though I made a huge comeback on him after he had me dominated on all three tables, it was a battle to the finish.. I am happy just hanging in with the likes of Lappin but I certainly will take the bragging rights if in fact I DID win (?).. Lappin had to go off to bed but an official decision will be made sometime on Saturday.. I know your all sitting on the edge of your seat for the results, but you will just have to wait a little longer..

Great game Lappin!!