Is it Donk Week on Full Tilt, or what???

[Ubby]

Sigh.

I have seen more ugly, horrible and laughable bad beats on FT ove the last week than I have in the last 3 months. Horrible players amassing huge stacks with garbage call after garbage call. I'm in awe.

I don't think it's just me...I've spoken to a few decent players, and they've said the same thing. Has anyone here noticed anything similar, or am I whiny and delusional???

Here's one from tonight (not that bad, but it's the only one I had the presence of mind to copy).

Full Tilt Poker Game #8203424931: $42 + $3 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (62405328), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:46:17 ET - 2008/09/24
Seat 1: jpark821 (300)
Seat 2: easytell69 (300)
Seat 3: fisch ralf (300)
Seat 4: ericandrew1 (300)
Seat 5: cswidler (300)
Seat 6: xfreeballerx (300)
Seat 7: Ubby (300)
Seat 8: Poostabber19 (300)
Seat 9: edimocastro (300)
jpark821 posts the small blind of 15
easytell69 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ubby [Qc Qs]
fisch ralf folds
ericandrew1 has 15 seconds left to act
ericandrew1 folds
cswidler folds
xfreeballerx folds
Ubby raises to 300, and is all in
Poostabber19 folds
edimocastro folds
jpark821 calls 285, and is all in
easytell69 folds
Ubby shows [Qc Qs]
jpark821 shows [2c Ad]
*** FLOP *** [5c 7d 2s]
*** TURN *** [5c 7d 2s] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [5c 7d 2s Jc] [Ah]
Ubby shows a pair of Queens
jpark821 shows two pair, Aces and Twos
jpark821 wins the pot (630) with two pair, Aces and Twos

She even took her full time bank before calling.

UPDATE:
Check out these two hands - they occurred back to back:

Full Tilt Poker Game #8206205261: $28 + $2 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (62427496), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:38:22 ET - 2008/09/24
Seat 1: Dorkforker (30)
Seat 3: Honses (450)
Seat 4: ShipAspen (240)
Seat 5: martintee (560)
Seat 6: Ubby (330)
Seat 7: elbig_roy (485)
Seat 8: hugenut6 (300)
Seat 9: StrongSafety (305)
martintee posts the small blind of 25
Ubby posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ubby [Ks 7s]
elbig_roy folds
hugenut6 folds
StrongSafety calls 50
Dorkforker calls 30, and is all in
Honses calls 50
ShipAspen folds
martintee folds
Ubby checks
*** FLOP *** [6c As 6d]
Ubby checks
StrongSafety checks
Honses bets 205
Ubby folds
StrongSafety raises to 255, and is all in
Honses calls 50
StrongSafety shows [Ac Ah]
Dorkforker shows [6s 6h]
Honses shows [Ad 8d]
*** TURN *** [6c As 6d] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [6c As 6d 9c] [5d]
Ubby: omg
Dorkforker: comeback city
StrongSafety shows a full house, Aces full of Sixes
Honses shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
StrongSafety wins the side pot (570) with a full house, Aces full of Sixes
Dorkforker shows four of a kind, Sixes
Dorkforker wins the main pot (145) with four of a kind, Sixes

and:

Full Tilt Poker Game #8206212179: $28 + $2 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (62427496), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:39:13 ET - 2008/09/24
Seat 1: Dorkforker (145)
Seat 3: Honses (145)
Seat 4: ShipAspen (240)
Seat 5: martintee (535)
Seat 6: Ubby (280)
Seat 7: elbig_roy (485)
Seat 8: hugenut6 (300)
Seat 9: StrongSafety (570)
Ubby posts the small blind of 25
elbig_roy posts the big blind of 50
Ubby: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ubby [Kd Ks]
elbig_roy: lol
StrongSafety: bull
hugenut6 folds
Ubby: ok
StrongSafety folds
Ubby: im taking a poll
Dorkforker folds
Honses folds
Ubby: has anyone noticed
ShipAspen folds
martintee folds
Ubby has 15 seconds left to act
Ubby raises to 150
elbig_roy raises to 485, and is all in
Ubby calls 130, and is all in
elbig_roy shows [4s As]
Ubby shows [Kd Ks]
Uncalled bet of 205 returned to elbig_roy
Ubby: in the last week or so
*** FLOP *** [Ac 3d 2h]
*** TURN *** [Ac 3d 2h] [3s]
Ubby: sick
*** RIVER *** [Ac 3d 2h 3s] [3c]
Ubby: sick sick
elbig_roy shows a full house, Threes full of Aces
Ubby shows a full house, Threes full of Kings
elbig_roy wins the pot (560) with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Ubby stands up

I'M GONNA LOSE IT!

[Kojangie]

I think it's donk century on Full Tilt.

[Ubby]

Well put, sir.

It's starting to feel like Stars did a coupla years ago...

[DevilFish73]

Not sure what to think about that nasty hand but at least ur button (profile pic) is funny...

[Ubby]

Yours ain't have bad neither...

[stackinsideways]

super turbos are soo crazy...

I dont think I could question anything that happens on those tables...

you play alot of these?

[Ubby]

I agree, to a certain extent...
I can understand certain plays with relation to a player's chip stack.
But moronic plays such as the following boggle my mind:

Tailbash is on the button, all players have folded to him. He pushes, short stacked compared to the SB and me, the BB. SB folds. I call with AK suited.
He has 79 os. Catches a 7.

And to answer your question, yeah I've been playing a few of them lately...up and down like a yoyo.

How about you?

[otbdave]

Pushing on the button when it folds around is the correct play with 79o if under 10BB...

You can almost never fault a player for being the one to cram the chips in especially when the stack size is under 100BB which it will almost alwys be in super turbo tournaments.

[Xwisit]

This past 2 weeks have been disgustingly bad for me with the bad beats. Everyone keeps telling me "you want those calls" "in the end you will win more often than not" "blah blah blah" horseshit I say.

AA vs QQ, KK vs Arag, QQ vs 99, 22 flopped set vs AA loses on the river etc.... It's to the point where I will have AA, call my buddy at work into my office and tell him that I am out of the tournament now. He watches the many different and unique hand combinations that always beat me and can't understand why I still play poker.

It is so frustrating to constantly be ahead, only to get sucked out on somehow. One hand in particular comes to mind AA vs poop truck offsuit, flop is A75, he shoves on the flop, exactly as I would want right? Wrong. I call.... turn 7, river 7. I was 99.98% favourite, and still lost.

Now I am just whining, bah too bad.

[JUMP PUTT]

If u manage to somehow only get your money in good you probably aren't playing proper tournament strategy. Once you understand this you'll find that half the people you probably consider donkeys, are actually making plus EV plays. Getting AK beat by some trash a shortstack decided to move with(i don't care if it's 9-3os, he's still live) isn't a bad beat. There is ALOT of variance in tournaments, especially online. There isn't much you can do except keep playing, and hopefully making winning plays.