"Weekend Warriors" How to deal with these donks?

[gouger666]

I play regularly on Full tilt. Tourneys and sit 'n' go's every day and I notice on the weekends, usually starting on friday nights and tonight because of the holiday, A flood of morons are online. You can have the best hand preflop and post the flop it doesnt matter and pot odds don't matter to these idiots. They will call the crap out of you with Ax suited or offsuit as long as they have an ace in there hand they're willing to go all the way..And on Full tilt this usually means suckouts bigtime.. How do you deal with these complete idiots??

[Jifsrt8]

you know what i really dont know whats these guys problem is. Today i had AK SB 3 LIMPERS ONE RAISER I RE RAISE ENOUGH TO GET ONE GUY TO CALL. FLP A Q 3 I BET HE RAISE I PUSH HE INSTA CALLED A 4 TURN 4 RIVER 7 . I ASK HIM WHAT KIND OF HAND HE PUT ME ON AND HE SAYS I KNEW THAT WAS GOIN TO HAPPEN IM LIKE OKAY GG

[gouger666]

Where do these people come from?? It's unreal...

[DefyOddz]

i have been trying to figure this out for 4 years, if you ever do find out how all the monies will be yours.

I cut out weekend play 4 months ago and saw my profits increase drastically per week. The only exception is the past two weekends i was bored and have been playing and running like fire.

[stackinsideways]

heres 2 fine examples of these idiots in action...



flop straight and this Dbag calls me down with middle pair then turns a gutshot then finishes on river obv....

so bad



Full Tilt Poker Game #9665052447: $27,500 Guarantee (73520731), Table 4 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:45:06 ET - 2008/12/24
Seat 1: MissChung1954 (4,570)
Seat 2: the_walkoff (7,190)
Seat 3: mwettig88 (1,345)
Seat 4: jonandrew66 (2,415)
Seat 5: ShekhA (2,395)
Seat 6: stackinsideways (2,990)
Seat 7: mr oden (4,515)
Seat 8: HrabriMisek (3,295)
Seat 9: uclafan (2,015)
ShekhA posts the small blind of 30
stackinsideways posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stackinsideways [8d 7c]
mr oden folds
HrabriMisek folds
uclafan folds
MissChung1954 calls 60
the_walkoff folds
mwettig88 folds
jonandrew66 folds
ShekhA folds
stackinsideways checks
*** FLOP *** [6s 9s Td]
stackinsideways bets 120
MissChung1954 calls 120
*** TURN *** [6s 9s Td] [Kd]
stackinsideways bets 360
MissChung1954 calls 360
*** RIVER *** [6s 9s Td Kd] [Qh]
stackinsideways checks
MissChung1954 bets 600
stackinsideways calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MissChung1954 shows [9h Jh] a straight, King high
stackinsideways shows [8d 7c] a straight, Ten high
MissChung1954 wins the pot (2,310) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,310 | Rake 0
Board: [6s 9s Td Kd Qh]
Seat 1: MissChung1954 showed [9h Jh] and won (2,310) with a straight, King high
Seat 2: the_walkoff didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: mwettig88 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: jonandrew66 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: ShekhA (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: stackinsideways (big blind) showed [8d 7c] and lost with a straight, Ten high
Seat 7: mr oden didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: HrabriMisek didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: uclafan didn't bet (folded)





then this Dbag decides his 58 is a monster...

and obv this loser finishes too

I run so bad


Full Tilt Poker Game #9665126205: $27,500 Guarantee (73520731), Table 4 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:50:24 ET - 2008/12/24
Seat 1: MissChung1954 (5,650)
Seat 2: the_walkoff (6,965)
Seat 3: mwettig88 (1,960)
Seat 4: jonandrew66 (2,505)
Seat 5: ShekhA (2,365)
Seat 6: stackinsideways (1,970)
Seat 7: mr oden (4,245)
Seat 8: HrabriMisek (3,265)
Seat 9: uclafan (1,805)
mwettig88 posts the small blind of 30
jonandrew66 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stackinsideways [Kc Kd]
ShekhA folds
stackinsideways raises to 180
mr oden folds
HrabriMisek folds
uclafan folds
MissChung1954 has 15 seconds left to act
MissChung1954 calls 180
the_walkoff calls 180
mwettig88 folds
jonandrew66 folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 8d 6c]
stackinsideways bets 540
MissChung1954 has 15 seconds left to act
MissChung1954 folds
the_walkoff has 15 seconds left to act
the_walkoff raises to 1,080
stackinsideways raises to 1,790, and is all in
the_walkoff calls 710
stackinsideways shows [Kc Kd]
the_walkoff shows [5c 8c]
*** TURN *** [7s 8d 6c] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [7s 8d 6c 4h] [4s]
stackinsideways shows two pair, Kings and Fours
the_walkoff shows a straight, Eight high
the_walkoff wins the pot (4,210) with a straight, Eight high
stackinsideways stands up
The blinds are now 40/80
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,210 | Rake 0
Board: [7s 8d 6c 4h 4s]
Seat 1: MissChung1954 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: the_walkoff (button) showed [5c 8c] and won (4,210) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 3: mwettig88 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: jonandrew66 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: ShekhA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: stackinsideways showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 7: mr oden didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: HrabriMisek didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: uclafan didn't bet (folded)

[stackinsideways]

Full Tilt Poker Game #9667637814: $24 + $2 KO Sit & Go (73671024), Table 8 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:52:22 ET - 2008/12/24
Seat 1: Rudimoto (2,205)
Seat 2: LillyAllen11 (2,955)
Seat 3: Takter (3,285)
Seat 4: my poker face1 (2,775)
Seat 5: stackinsideways (3,990)
Seat 6: asucsu (2,970)
Seat 7: Dohpee (2,610)
Seat 8: levorkias (3,210)
Seat 9: DAWG POUND17 (3,000)
stackinsideways posts the small blind of 20
asucsu posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stackinsideways [Qc Qs]
Dohpee calls 40
levorkias folds
Rudimoto: 7 no good i guess
DAWG POUND17 calls 40
Rudimoto folds
LillyAllen11 folds
Takter folds
my poker face1 calls 40
stackinsideways raises to 3,990, and is all in
asucsu folds
Dohpee folds
DAWG POUND17 folds
my poker face1 has 15 seconds left to act
my poker face1 calls 2,735, and is all in
stackinsideways shows [Qc Qs]
my poker face1 shows [Kh Qd]
Uncalled bet of 1,215 returned to stackinsideways
*** FLOP *** [3d Kc 8d]
*** TURN *** [3d Kc 8d] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [3d Kc 8d 4h] [5s]
stackinsideways shows a pair of Queens
my poker face1 shows a pair of Kings
my poker face1 wins the pot (5,670) with a pair of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,670 | Rake 0
Board: [3d Kc 8d 4h 5s]
Seat 1: Rudimoto didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: LillyAllen11 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Takter didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: my poker face1 (button) showed [Kh Qd] and won (5,670) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: stackinsideways (small blind) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: asucsu (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Dohpee folded before the Flop
Seat 8: levorkias didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: DAWG POUND17 folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #9668032660: $24 + $2 KO Sit & Go (73671024), Table 8 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:20:54 ET - 2008/12/24
Seat 1: poka313 (5,332)
Seat 2: LillyAllen11 (5,760)
Seat 3: ElFrick2 (10,955)
Seat 4: ConeOfIce (5,940)
Seat 5: stackinsideways (4,194)
Seat 6: asucsu (7,017)
Seat 7: Dohpee (1,399)
Seat 8: xebat (2,785)
Seat 9: eworld26 (10,815)
Dohpee posts the small blind of 60
xebat posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stackinsideways [Ac Ah]
eworld26 raises to 600
poka313 calls 600
LillyAllen11 folds
ElFrick2 folds
ConeOfIce folds
stackinsideways has 15 seconds left to act
stackinsideways raises to 1,680
asucsu folds
Dohpee has 15 seconds left to act
Dohpee folds
xebat folds
eworld26 calls 1,080
poka313 calls 1,080
*** FLOP *** [3d 2d 4s]
eworld26 bets 9,135, and is all in
poka313 folds
stackinsideways calls 2,514, and is all in
eworld26 shows [Qc Tc]
stackinsideways shows [Ac Ah]
Uncalled bet of 6,621 returned to eworld26
*** TURN *** [3d 2d 4s] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [3d 2d 4s Ts] [8d]
eworld26 shows a pair of Tens
stackinsideways shows a pair of Aces
stackinsideways wins the pot (10,248) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,248 | Rake 0
Board: [3d 2d 4s Ts 8d]
Seat 1: poka313 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: LillyAllen11 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: ElFrick2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: ConeOfIce didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: stackinsideways showed [Ac Ah] and won (10,248) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: asucsu (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Dohpee (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: xebat (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: eworld26 showed [Qc Tc] and lost with a pair of Ten

[WilburTrey]

The best way I have found with these guys is don't AIPF. They have no clue how to play after the flop so you can eat them alive. Sure you will still lose from time to time because they are idiots that will call your two pair with 44 but, these are the people you want to be playing. The people that put themselves constantly at a <20% chance to win.

[chrisw17]

The best way I have found with these guys is don't AIPF. They have no clue how to play after the flop so you can eat them alive. Sure you will still lose from time to time because they are idiots that will call your two pair with 44 but, these are the people you want to be playing. The people that put themselves constantly at a <20% chance to win.

Wilbur makes a great point here, and the thing is though we tend to dwell on the suckouts we get from these guys, you have to remember that you are going to make money from these guys over the long term...no doubt about it.

[pegboy1]

Allways remember you're much better off playing the "weekend warriors" than the likes of a chipless wonder, lappin, dr fill good, chronic atm, etc. Way, Way, Way better off...................If your smart youll beat the "warrior" most of the time with a few bad beats in between..