Quote Originally Posted by Chipless Wonder View Post
Here is a partial list of the things around our house that Kemper has eaten and/or destroyed in the three months he's been with us.

16 tennis balls
2 horse balls
Several other balls
Countless stuffed animals
Red blow-up gizmo
Grille
Grille cover
Wooden deck
Landscape timbers
Many trees and bushes
2 food bowls
1 heated water bowl
2 door mats
Wooden bench
Wooden zebra
Bird ball
iPod earbuds with optional volume control
12" outdoor thermometer
Plastic foot stool
Screen door
Cushion strap on lounge chair
Strap from dog blanket
Large root ball from an unknown plant
1 paver patio brick

We still love all our animals though!
Bloody hell


Was thinking of getting Trudy a dog - might just have a re-think Maybe a goldfish instead!